Patient Profit Funnel — 10 New Qualified Patients in 90 Days for Functional Medicine Clinics

Attention Functional Medicine Clinic Owners

Pre-Sold, Educated, Financially Committed Patients Ready for Root-Cause Diagnostics, Functional Testing & Wellness Programs — on a Pay-Per-Patient Basis.

Our average clinic adds 10–15 new patients per month at $2K–$5K program values within 90 days. System live in 10 days. First qualified patient in 21.

★★★★★ 4.9 from 127+ verified clinic owners

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// Real Clinics · Real Results

What Functional Medicine Clinic Owners Are Saying

Pulled straight from the team chat — actual closes from clinics running the system. Not testimonials we wrote. Not metrics we cherry-picked.

$40K

Revenue in first 7 days. Clinic owner's first week running the system.

$20K

Closed in a single day. Multiple program enrollments from our medical team and closers.

$18K

EOD report from the medical team. Clinic owner: "Yahoo!!!! I love you guys!!!!"

$9K

Autoimmune patient case closed by the medical team. The kind of complex functional medicine consult our closer scripts are built for.

// The Real Problem

You Left Traditional Medicine to Practice Better

Your clinical expertise is world-class. But you're drowning in operations.

The Bottleneck

Your patients are desperate for root-cause answers. They just can't find you. Your front desk can't sell $2K–$5K programs. You're spending 80+ hours a week on patient communication and admin. Your patients drop off between visits because they feel alone. You're leaving $200K+ on the table.

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Your patients are searching for root-cause answers but can't find you

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Your front desk is trained for scheduling, not selling high-ticket programs

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You're spending 80+ hours a week on patient communication and admin

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Patients drop off between visits because they feel alone and unsupported

// The Solution

Done-For-You Patient Acquisition & Sales Infrastructure

We handle everything from ad campaign to enrolled patient — with medical qualification and professional sales.

Patient Acquisition

Targeted ad campaigns to people searching for root-cause answers, functional testing, and wellness solutions. Landing pages optimized for education + qualification. Email nurture sequences and retargeting campaigns.

Medical Qualification

Automated education funnels teach prospects about your approach without sales pressure. Our medical MDs review patient history and medical background to ensure they're a good fit. Financial pre-qualification so only prospects ready to invest move forward.

Sales & Closing

Dedicated closers who specialize in high-ticket medical programs handle all sales conversations. Our closers understand functional medicine and can speak credibly about testing protocols, root-cause analysis, and wellness programs.

Enrollment & Retention

Enrollment process automation (contracts, payments, onboarding). New patient orientation so they start strong and stay committed. Retention systems including ongoing support and community building to maximize patient lifetime value.

// Our Guarantee

10 new qualified patients in 90 days, generating $40K in new program revenue — or we work for free until we do.

This guarantee is tied to actual revenue, not vanity metrics. Our medical team qualifies patients. Our closers close deals. If we don't deliver, we keep working at no cost until we do.

// Why This Works For You

Everything You Need to Scale Without Burnout

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Medical Credibility

Our MDs qualify patients medically, not just financially. Patients are pre-screened to ensure they're a good fit for your protocols.

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Professional Sales

Our closers specialize in high-ticket medical programs. They understand functional medicine and can speak credibly about your approach. Higher close rates.

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Operational Relief

Your front desk stops doing sales or qualification. Your calendar fills without burnout. You focus on clinical excellence.

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Right-Fit Patients

Pre-educated prospects who understand your approach. No discount seekers. Patients committed to root-cause wellness.

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Retention Systems

Built-in patient retention and community building. Reduce churn. Increase lifetime value. Patients stay engaged between visits.

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Revenue Alignment

We only make money when you make money. Our success is your success. We're invested in your growth.

Ready to Scale Your Functional Medicine Practice?

We handle everything from ad campaign to enrolled patient — so your staff focuses on clinical excellence and your practice grows predictably.

No credit card required · 15-minute call · See your custom plan